so bold and nutritious
i guess maybe they’re kind of delicious
no they’re not at all suspicious
HY! PER! OATS!
Well someone’s hyper
oats tonight spoiler alert: it’s everyone. Everyone is hyper oats. Society will never change.
This is the Ayam Cemani, an Indonesian breed of chicken.
What makes it awesome? Well, it’s black. Absolutely, utterly, black. Black feathers. Black skin and nails. Well, that’s cool right? Well, it also has black muscles, and black bones, and organs that are so dark they are almost black.
This is literally a chicken that is entirely black inside and out.
Only their blood isn’t blood, but even so it is way darker than the blood of other animals.
How bad ass is that?
love triangles can be neat. but they require variations. here are some ideas
- girl likes boy 1. boy 1 likes boy 2. boy 2 likes girl.
- girl likes boy 1 and boy 2. boy 1 likes girl and boy 2. boy 2 likes girl and boy 1. complex polyamorous relationship.
- girl 1 likes girl 2. girl 2 likes robot. robot fuses with girl 1 to stop the apocalypse.
- girl likes dragon. dragon likes boy. boy is asexual but likes dragon.
- boy likes genderqueer shapeshifter. genderqueer shapeshifter is pansexual. queen elizabeth is involved.
- boy like centaur. centaur is in arranged marriage with mermaid. mermaid likes other mermaid.
- boy likes male alien and girl. male alien likes boy and girl. girl likes boy and male alien. girl also likes other girls. space the final frontier
on erwin’s sense of casual
LISTEN HERE YOUNG MAN
GIVE ME BACK MY HIDEOUS SWEATER U DICK
how a bee get so fuzz???
bee dont shave.
bee natural and free.
My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”
#when i was in america my friend turned to me and asked me if we had nerds in england#i was confused but felt it my duty to tell her that we did#indeed#we had quite a lot of nerds in england#i was increasingly horrified as she talked about the consumption of nerds in america#i wondered what dystopian country i had come to